A: Jiaojiu Ming ?!
42: Question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
43: One day a car ...
sit in the middle of her mother does not know the way a mother ....
mother ass with a stick hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass ... ..
44: an orangutan through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla replied: \Cats will climb a tree? Eagle Quick: Yes! Moderator: example! Eagle tears: That year,Human Hair Wigs, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...
46: College Entrance Examination Chemistry question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A,Bed Set, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is the cooked eggs, D is certainly rotten eggs ?!
47: There is a penguin, polar bear away from his family home and far, and if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. Lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: \What did he say? \
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: ... ...
49: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down ... ... ...
50: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: \cucumber ... ...
51:. Once there was a cotton candy for a long time to play the ball. He said: tired ah, I think I have soft down the whole person ... ... ... .
52: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
53: MM University of lost looking for. Met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
54: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,Foot Massager,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! Where are you guys lying to step on ......
56: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only one line?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant,tattoo tools, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs ... ....
57: The computer screen just to see the top of the line of duty have something similar to press the scroll bar above the text flies very fast .
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics it?
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? Did not see!
Line of Duty: Jay,Chandeliers Lights! !
58: broke up, she gave me a kiss, it felt - like the People's Daily as real ... ...
59: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster! ! ,c string pas cher! ! ! !
60: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
because the eraser (rubber poor).
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